runescape vs theology
last week i was playing runescape (an online game) and i was killed by a highwayman whilst trying to pick up a banana. when you die on the game, you loose all but 3 things from what you are holding, but anything you have banked is safe.
i was thinking about this yesterday, and suddenly relised its abit like that with God and the world in many ways. here are a few, feel free to add any more you think of.
1. chasing after bananas (worldly things) gets you killed(spiritually, when you die itll be eternal, and occasionally physically as well)
2. I died for a banana, God died for a banana-me, and everyone else(feel free to choose which fruit best represents yourself)
3. if you ignore the highway man to pick up bananas then the highway man will kill you and you will loose everything(highway man=satan, bananas=worldly stuff)
4. if you keep your stuff in the bank then it is safe and you will keep it when you die, if you give all your stuff to God and 'keep your treasures in heaven' then it is safe and you will keep it when you die.
5. if you notice the highway man and fight him, then you will live, and can keep the banana- if you fight the devil, you will live, and God will give you everything you need and more
posted by HR?I at 3:49 pm
5 Comments:
LOL
Reminds of something Piers once said in his sleep...
"A banana can't save you but Jesus can save you..."
ROFL
11:22 am
ha you got killed...
2:01 pm
aha but just to point out that for your 5th point if YOU fight the highwayman, you will die because your level is to low!!! But I can kill them all! Hahaaa!!!
2:17 pm
similarly, no one can fight the devil on their own and win, they have to have God on their side and be at a strong enough level in God to succeed.
2:24 pm
personally i would say that a highwayman would be more like a demon then there are things such as the kalphite queen combat 333. This is more like the devil. Also another thing to add would be that the more evil you can defeat the better reward you get from God. (the higher the combat level of the things you are defeating, the higher value of reward you get)
3:33 pm
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