glub

Still you ask why I’m feeling so glum glub glub
Just swimming all day in this water-tight tub
One eye on the ageing the other on me grub
Come join the liberation of fresh water fish club
Lalala lalalalalalalalala

When young, I was placed in this tank
Though the water was green and all slimy and stank
I was so in at the deep end and finally sank
O gurbly gurbly blankety blank

Still you ask why I’m feeling so glum glub glub
Just swimming all day in this water-tight tub
One eye on the ageing the other on me grub
Come join the liberation of fresh water fish club
Lalala lalalalalalalalala

I’m nervously biting my scales
Im surrounded by ancects and grotty old snails
Dead beetles and spiders and mosquito entrails
Its enough to make any fish go off the rails

Still you ask why I’m feeling so glum glub glub
Just swimming all day in this water-tight tub
One eye on the agen the other on me grub
Come join the liberation of fresh water fish club
Lalala lalalalalalalalala

As the water gets dirtier, so do I
I cant change the pollution however I try
When I blow my last bubble, most folks will ask why
That poor little fish was too young to die

Still you ask why I’m feeling so glum glub glub
Just swimming all day in this water-tight tub
One eye on the ageing the other on me grub
Come join the liberation of fresh water fish club
Lalala lalalalalalalalala

This solution I wish could come true
That my tank could be clean so I can start of anew
But tank cleaning’s a job that fish cannot do
He needs help from outside, just like me and you

Still you ask why I’m feeling so glum glub glub
Just swimming all day in this water-tight tub
One eye on the ageing the other on me grub
Come join the liberation of fresh water fish club
Lalala lalalalalalalalala
Lalala lalalalalalalalala