quotes

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Sometimes when you look back on a situation, you realize it wasn't all you thought it was. A beautiful girl walked into your life. You fell in love. Or did you? Maybe it was only a childish infatuation, or maybe just a brief moment of vanity.

Henry Bromel


Just because you love someone doesn't mean you have to be involved with them. Love is not a bandage to cover wounds.

Hugh Elliot


Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.

John Barrymore


I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Rita Rudner

The universal brotherhood of man is our most precious possession.